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All the Singles, Ladies.

by Dr. Party

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1.
The Doctor's Anthem 01:40
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Howdy! Hello, Come on, don't be afraid I've just escaped from a place for the mentally insane! My methods, they're madness! That's why they put me away I'm the doctor straight from hell and partying is my specialty! I've got a PhD in partying Come to me for all your party needs! I'll show you how to make the ladies cream We're just a call away for your party emergency Come right on in take a step inside You've just won a ticket To the world's most fucked up ride Family and friends they're standing in the way Life's only half lived If you don't black out everyday I've got a PhD in partying Come to me for all your party needs! I'll show you how to make the ladies cream I'm the doctor straight from hell and Partying is my specialty! I've got a PhD in partying Come to me for all your party needs! I'll show you how to make the ladies cream I'm the doctor straight from hell and Partying is my specialty!
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Beer Bong Surgery 01:07
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Ughh Ughhh, I don't feel so good bleaaac- "Attention! Attention! All nurses on deck Report to the party room Beer bong surgery is set" HUH! Alcohol levels dropping low Beer bong surgery is the way to go Funnel and hose, quick, quick, quick Tilt back head, drink, drink, drink KILL ME! BLUAAAHH! Get an IV for this kid,see? Let's fill it full of whiskey! Grab a sixer of frosty brews! This man needs surgery, and we're getting drunk too I'm not exactly a doctor, no license, no knowledge But I graduated first class of Dr. party's party college! Losing him fast, I need a beer Need a surgeon, he's dying here! All I can do is get em drunk I've got some moonshine in my truck! Doesn't look good, I did my best Guess next time, I'll drink less Call it, wash up and have a smoke Being a party doctor is no joke! GWAAA! GWAAA! BLUGGGH! Get an IV for this kid,see? Let's fill it full of whiskey! Grab a sixer of frosty brews, This man needs surgery, and we're getting drunk too I'm not exactly a doctor, no license, no knowledge But I graduated first class of Dr. party's party college! Need a quick fix or remedy? Just call Doctor party!
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The Shortbus Brigade 02:06
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What they lack in numbers, they make up in strength No one goes to battle with the short bus brigade A force to be reckoned with, nay say some But alas those who did went home in a box Fighting and killing all that they see They do as they must, they do as they please They enjoy the pain they inflict on the weak Short bus brigade, chaos they do leave Peanut brains, fists of iron Sent us back home to our mommies cryin' Shunned by society, they fend for themselves They don't fuck around, demon retards from hell! Fighting and killing all that they see They do as they must, they do as they please They enjoy the pain they inflict on the weak Short bus brigade, chaos they do leave Short bus brigade Short bus brigade Short bus brigade Short bus brigade
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Going Postal! 01:45
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"Wanna hear a story about the guy who used to deliver my mail?" "Yeah, what happened?" "He used to." Delivering mail, it's a daily thing Doing it so long it Makes you think Why am I doing this? Why am I here? These people around me should live in fear! I'm not the man I used to be Going postal! Going postal! Life wasn't always so routine Going postal! Going postal! Turn and run, take a look at my gun Going postal! Going postal! Come again, we'll have more fun Going postal! Yeah! Bitch! You've got mail. My minds never silent Things just aren't the same Sorry about this knife here You've only yourself to blame I'm merely a man It was only a matter of time Pardon me, don't let me free I've no regret for my crimes I'm not the man I used to be Going postal! Going postal! Life wasn't always so routine Going postal! Going postal! Turn and run, take a look at my gun Going postal! Going postal! Come again, we'll have more fun Going postal! Yeah! Bitch! You're gonna die!

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released August 23, 2014

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